Jokes from 3 and 5 Year Olds

Round 1

5-year-old:  Guess what?

3-year-old:  What?

5-year-old:  Chicken butt.

3-year-old:  giggle/giggle/snicker

5-year-old:  Guess who?

3-year-old:  Who?

5-year-old:  Chicken poo.

3-year-old:  giggle/giggle/snicker

5-year-old:  giggle/giggle/snicker

Round 2

3-year-old:  Guess what?

5-year-old:  What?

3-year-old:  Chicken penis.

Erup­tion of laugh­ter from the backseat.

Snick­ers and a laugh­ter under our breath from the front seat.

Shortly after round 2, 3-year-old got a fairly stern talk­ing to about the proper use of that word.  Still, it was funny.

Honest Kids — Juice Review

I can hon­estly say that this pouch of juice tastes like a dog vom­ited on the floor, ate it, then ran to Hon­est Tea Inc. where he vom­ited again.  This time, the drink mak­ers extracted the vile­ness and made organic juice.  Good God.

I nor­mally enjoy tast­ing the kid’s drinks, they usu­ally offer a nice lit­tle sweet some­thin’ some­thin’.  Not this.  Kuck, is the only way to end it.

Honest Kids Juice

Basement Racetrack

One of the projects we com­pleted dur­ing the long win­ter months cooped up in the house, was a race­track around the base­ment.  We mea­sured an oval around the perime­ter of the base­ment, drew the out­line with a pen­cil, then, painted it in with black con­crete paint.  The pic­tures below show the fin­ished prod­uct.  We unveiled the race­track to the kids on Christ­mas morn­ing.  We kept them out of the base­ment for a week while we did the mea­sur­ing and paint­ing.  When they finally saw it, they were so shocked and excited.  They also got new motor­ized cars to drive around, so it was a dou­ble whammy on Christ­mas morning.

The only things we needed to buy were paint rollers on poles and the paint.  This was a fairly inex­pen­sive project and the kids absolutely love it.

Hello and welcome

This is the first post­ing for what will end up being top­ics sur­round­ing par­ent­ing from a dad’s per­spec­tive, with a few guest blog­gers stop­ping by from time to time.