Round 1
5-year-old: Guess what?
3-year-old: What?
5-year-old: Chicken butt.
3-year-old: giggle/giggle/snicker
5-year-old: Guess who?
3-year-old: Who?
5-year-old: Chicken poo.
3-year-old: giggle/giggle/snicker
5-year-old: giggle/giggle/snicker
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Round 2
3-year-old: Guess what?
5-year-old: What?
3-year-old: Chicken penis.
Eruption of laughter from the backseat.
Snickers and a laughter under our breath from the front seat.
Shortly after round 2, 3-year-old got a fairly stern talking to about the proper use of that word. Still, it was funny.




